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Got a lot of e-mail lately...all of em seems to be more then willing to give me something out of care for a person they does not know...
Besides diffrent medication some of em thinks i need as viagra.offer about casino and Heritage Fund is among em...
Tell ya da truth i did not know there was so many people willing to give something away for *free*. Just watch this incredible offer!!!
FROM:
"Andrew Freedman"
DATE: Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:52:40 -0700
SUBJECT: Been trying to reach you
Andrew Freedman
Heritage Fund
We wish to notify you again that we have successfully claimed your
unclaimed lottery funds amounting to One million, two hundred and fifty
thousand Great Britain pounds (£1,250,000) on your behalf. You are hereby
direct to reconfirm your details for payment. Take note that I cannot send
you your share of 60% amounting to £750,000 already agreed upon directly
to you for security reasons. However I have left instructions with my
personal assistant to send you a certified check which I issued in your
favor. Now get in touch with my personal assistant and reconfirm delivery
details of your check.
Contact details of Personal assistant.
Contact person: Hakeem Browne
Email: hbrowne@sify.com
Tel/Fax: (+234) 7028-163-062
Make sure you contact my personal assistant immediately.
Sincerely,
Dr. Andrew Freedman.
FROM:
"Andrew Freedman"
DATE: Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:44:08 -0700
SUBJECT: Been trying to reach you
Andrew Freedman
Heritage Fund
We wish to notify you again that we have successfully claimed your
unclaimed lottery funds amounting to One million, two hundred and fifty
thousand Great Britain pounds (£1,250,000) on your behalf. You are hereby
direct to reconfirm your details for payment. Take note that I cannot send
you your share of 60% amounting to £750,000 already agreed upon directly
to you for security reasons. However I have left instructions with my
personal assistant to send you a certified check which I issued in your
favor. Now get in touch with my personal assistant and reconfirm delivery
details of your check.
Contact details of Personal assistant.
Contact person: Hakeem Browne
Email: hbrowne@sify.com
Tel/Fax: (+234) 7028-163-062
Make sure you contact my personal assistant immediately.
Sincerely,
Dr. Andrew Freedman.
Wow great offer!! Dr. Andrew Freedman let me suggest you does not take contact more Dr. but simply send whatever you have to offer to Nigeria ,they seems to be in akutt lack of money...
Thanks in advance you'r sincerly yabadabadu.
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| Thread: Madpole! |
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God and Adam
God yawned a great yawn. He was awesomely bored
After pottering around in His shed.
He considered the chaos that swirled all around
And thought: "It's time that summat got med!"
So he shouted: "Be still!" and the howling let up
As the winds and the tempests withdrew.
"By gum!" God declared and stared at the sky
And it promptly changed to bright blue.
"By the heck!" God remarked at this wondrous feat.
"Now I'll name that solid stuff 'ground'."
He made himself grass in orange . . . then green,
And He said: "It's a shame there's no-one around."
The Almighty looked about Him with His far-seeing eye.
There was still nothing but grass in His view.
So He created the rivers, and oceans, and seas,
And made mountains a purpley hue.
"I know what I'll do," God said to Himself,
"I'll make myself day-time and night."
And without further ado the night sky was dark
And the day was bathed in white light.
Next day, he conjured up the flowers and weeds
And magicked up bushes and trees.
And to make them look pretty with movement,
He made a light summer breeze.
Animals came next - a prodigious task.
But His mind was not on it - just half,
And because the Almighty was sleepy
We have the crocodile and the giraffe.
The elephant came next, the butterfly too,
Then the Vietnamese pot-bellied pig.
He created the mole, the louse, and the horse
And that spotted thingumajig!
Then God realised He'd neglected the sky
So He conjured up planets and stars,
And black holes, and quasars, and tons of red sand
That He threw on the landscape of Mars.
He put down His head and paused for a nap,
Then restarted brightly at noon,
By burying the bones of a tyrannosaur
And that monolith they found on the moon.
He stroked His grey beard and wondered "What next?"
So a man in His image He made.
A fine upstanding chap, and Adam's the name,
And they toasted themselves with champagne.
"Now then my lad, are you settling in?"
Asked God of His newest creation.
"I'll need a young wife, and something to eat,
And a manual on sexual relations!"
"Ey up," said God. "I'm the gaffer down here."
"You were," said Adam with a smile.
"Now get that mate of mine made, and fetch me some grub,
Then make yersen scarce for a while."
"By heck!" thought God. "What on earth have I done?
Paradise has got trouble and strife.
But I'll do as he asks, and grant him a mate.
Perhaps he'll settle down with a wife!"
"Shazam," shouted the Almighty, and stroked Adam's side
And Eve appeared in a puff of blue smoke.
She stood there, all naked, a wondrous sight.
God said: "She's too good for that spotty young bloke!"
"Here you are," said God, "The Garden of Eden,
"It's yours to use as you like,
"But whatever you do, you'd better not eat
"The fruit with the meaning of life."
Now Adam's young wife was a feisty young thing
And she fancied the fruit that was banned.
"Pass me that apple, and I'll give you a treat."
And she winked and offered Adam her hand.
"By heck!" thought Adam, "My luck's in tonight,"
And he leaned forward to give her a kiss.
That pretty lass thought: "He's under my spell.
"This chance is too good to miss!"
She allowed him a peck, then a cuddle, then more,
And she ardently set out to prove,
That when a young couple start off making love,
The earth can certainly move.
God returned to His shed to consider His deeds,
Hoping Adam and Eve get the hang
Of living their lives on this stupendous world
That they started off with a bang!
Copyright; Mike Wilson
Best wishes from
fooofffffooooo
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| Thread: Madpole! |
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Pattie my little birdie, i live on the country side fare from the noise of a big city.....I live in what some say god's own creation....Closer then most......Let's test out if anyone home, i'll invite the bugger for coffee tomorrow, if he exist he comes.. If his not arriving pattie......i fear i am right.
God needs to be tested pattie, thats the only way to sort such mind buggling stuff out..
Best wishes from the old man with the riverside.
foooofffffooooo
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| Thread: Madpole! |
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Evolution....Madpole yes let's envolve into species living in peace...About high time, after thousands of years with fighting.
Pattie..., Lebanon can be invaded by almost anyone, but held by no one...
Water passes in the river but somehow it never get's boring watching.
foooofffffoooo
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| Thread: Madpole! |
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Hey Maddie and Pattie.....at last but least the 3 musceters talks again...HMM projecting....
According to Sigmund Freud, projection is a psychological defense mechanism whereby one "projects" one's own undesirable thoughts, motivations, desires, and feelings onto someone else. It is a common process that every person uses to some degree....
Yes Dr.Sigmund Fraud made a excellent observation we do use projecting now and then ,so did he writing about it.. But we also does observations without projections me thinks, or we would been in a endless magnetic field of projecting, and standby for eternity as individuals and species....
Mistreatment of other humans pattie? Thats history of man....When man feels his interest treated some goes amok..Some tryes to solve the issues/ interests in a peaceful way...Some even hide behind religions using that as an excuse for good an bad..Some does not...Some goes on with his or her lives, living in peace and harmony with everything around...
Btw this theme is to heavy so i let it fly and disappear into thin air, perhaps it even hit the big weed smoking hippy hiding behind the skyes up there?.
Best wishes from the man at the riverbank up north some place.
foffooooooo
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| Thread: Madpole! |
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Hey Madpole! tell me who are you running from, you'r shadow?.
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| Thread: Madpole! |
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Happy easter Madpole! where are you hiding what have you done? the world is spinning and madpole is not voicing his voice to explain it all......Please come back buddy! hehe.
Best regard from the old man up north with the riverbank.
fooooofffffffffffffffffffffffooooooooo
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| Thread: robert james |
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Indeed it's sad James Robert Fischer died so young 64 years old, one for each square on the game he loved so much...But pattie he died as a free man among people/friends that never forgot his servces to the world as the greatest chess player, and because he put Iceland on the world map for all. Fischer made chess popular over the entire world. He has done 10 times as much in that context then any other human ever, by beeing him and not some silly copy of another one in good and bad.
Pattie if you'r are right about the Flying Spaghettie monster in heaven behind the skyes some place......Than Fischer has a smile around his face as he enter the chess tourney in heaven, meeting Capablance Alechine Morphy Lasker etc God as tourney judge and his family standing by him as always when he was a kid....Fischer has finally got peace..
Peace over the greatest Chessplayer ever..
Bobby Fischer
From the old man at the riverbank up north some place
foffie
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| Thread: foffies |
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In the final moments before the turn of the last century, the world paused, held its breath and waited for the prophecies of the ancients to come true. But nothing happened. Only a select few knew that the Gregorian calendar was out by twelve years.
Come on a fast-paced adventure about a man who is awoken to a memory from his distant past - a past that will take him to another place and time - a past that will reveal humanities potential future.
It is December 2008. Erratic weather seasons have been occurring globally for years and continue to worsen. Scientists, politicians and religious leaders worldwide are theorizing and contradicting each other, offering varying explanations from global warming to the beginning of Armageddon.
A mysterious crystal-domed medallion has been discovered at a secret military base in Antarctica. Five years previously, several identical medallions had been unearthed at unrelated ancient sites throughout the world. People were deeply affected by the symbols, stirred by a long lost collective memory of humanities distant past. It was claimed the medallions were over 13,000 years old and contained knowledge about celestial transits, indicating the ending of a 26,664-year galactic cycle that will conclude in the year 2012.
Answers to this riddle are about to be revealed by Jake Wakeman, an enigmatic ex-military colonel, who becomes the reluctant emissary of a message left behind by the ancient medallion keepers - a message of hope that could transform humanity into a utopian civilization during this turbulent time. But there are dark forces at work that will do everything within their power to stop him . . .
The Shift of the Ages
Volume One - At The End of Time
A debut novel series by Australian author
Jêan Nemeyeth
http://www.wakemanpublishing.com/wakemanhtml.html
From foffie with care.
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| Thread: foffies |
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My dear friends you live forever the moment you manage to live in present time, because no past or future counts.
That's the whole secret my little buddies
A little good meant advice from the riverbank up north some place..
With love from Norway
foffie
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| Thread: foffies |
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Do we search for a consensus???? I hope not, love and discussions has one purpose.......Enjoy the moment
foffie at the riverbank
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| Thread: foffies |
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God is you'rs ,enjoy him 6 feet under whenever that time arrives.
foffie
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| Thread: foffies |
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You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours! ~Author Unknown
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| Thread: To all and sundry |
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“Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?â€
Friedrich Nietzsche
foffie
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| Thread: foffies |
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Hey have no worries the little foffies is paying attention to all the world wide crap going on...The little foffies walks in the streets protesting against the power people...The little foffies is the new superpower...The little foffies is your brothers and sisters your aunt uncle mother and father...And in some cases the little foffies is you...Look in the mirror and discover you'r own little foffie hehe.
Best regard from
foffie
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| Thread: To all and sundry |
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I suddently feelt so lonely in this world never suffered a bit like you lucky bastardos.....Why are all so lucky and suffering? I mean people mumble about.. other hitting you with a fist etc etc.........Absolute nothing...........of that has i ever faced neither has those living in africa...Rwanda..Angola............well i am dunno...Just trying to grasp the perspective here but fails as usual.....Sorry...
The God pattie belives in really knows how to discriminate people and he or she does so based *only* on birth place.....
Poker comes to mind you need to deal/play with the cards you got and God is not the card dealer.
Best wishes in you'r lucky misery all.
foffie
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