 Thread: WELL? |
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Do you mean that you would give me money to come to your house and live there if I had a hot ass? I am sorry that your friend died, squinch, but I am certainly ready, willing, and able to move in with you and Iso and get a job right away but I just need the money to get there...I am so up for this because I have no job right now, I have no where to live, and this would be perfect for me....but what is your address again?
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| Thread: Poetry |
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Do you mean that plaid, sleeveless dress with the ruffles on the collar? I wondered why she would wear that around the house, too, and why almost everyday?
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| Thread: Poetry |
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Well, I was thinking about them because of what squinch said, and watched them today and Marcia was trying out for head- cheerleader, but GREG, her brother was the chairman of the comittee, and he had just started dating this girl that was ALSO trying out, but she was really using him, and his parents knew that, but he didn't...anyway, what I thought was weird that the girl who was not Marcia who was using Greg had a really nice room.
The Brady girls have this ugly pink, crowded room, but this girl had this crazy hard lime green sort of bedspread, a solid, and vibrant blue and green 60's pop flower wallpaper...it was really artistic and mature, unlike the Brady girls' dumb white furniture and boring walls...but she was the bad girl! I don't get that...she had her own princess phone and everything and called Greg from her bed in that cool room.
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| Thread: Iron John |
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SO? WHO CARES? do you even see the pix of those chicks that MadPole knows??? He KNOWS actual girls and has pictures of them! HE...oh, never mind, if you cannot see how something is than you cannot see anything.
I wonder if those girls would call me?
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| Thread: Alexander Super Tramp and Fluffy Towels |
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Come on! Who would search this place anyway and then How would You know? Who would care about crap in that list?
You would have to be Crazy or something to search for that list! Can you get a job doing that, like looking for topless-cuties? I am just wondering...can you get paid for that?
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| Thread: To all and sundry |
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Gee...we hardly ever see you here! I kind of have an idea that your ass is not really all that hot and now I am beginning to think that having a hot ass does not matter all that much anyway....do we have rss feeds about hot asses?
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| Thread: hell and satan |
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I don't know, but Jesus didn't call himself anything, did he? And I always thought that he said to shut your mouth when you prayed and do it by yourself, like when you masturbate...isn't that what he meant? Like what I do: I never masturbate at the bus stop, or even on the bus, even if I have my own seat.
I don't get it...Crusader Rabbit was a long time ago...is he on DVD now, I wonder? But, anyway, who is the Son of the Most High? I guess you think that I'm not, but why shouldn't I be? I don't think that there is anything wrong with me because I like the way the horses look when they wear those crusader dresses and masks.
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| Thread: hell and satan |
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Well, people do stuff in the name of religion that would be not allowed someplace else....I know that /i am a dumbass but I know that much! You r kidding, right?
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| Thread: To all and sundry |
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Why is anyone attacking him? He has a really hot ass and a little red and white sped-boat; the rest of you should be so lucky!
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| Thread: MY LIFE.... |
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ARNOLD ZIFFEL was a PIG, and he caught bank robbers! He was not you, and Eb was his friend, and Eb had a really hot ass and guess how i know? He never stood around without his pants on! It has taken me a long time to learn this, but NO ONE who REALLY has a hot ass stands around with no clothes...especially when we only see your groin area anyway.
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| Thread: MY LIFE.... |
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ARNOLD!! You come on after MacGyver, right?? I saw you the other day...you led the police to the bank robbers because they stole your five dollars!!! Boy, that was a good show...what was Eb really like?
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| Thread: WHAT IS WHAT??? |
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I worked at this restaurant and the tomatoes came in boxes with lids on them. I had to slice lots of them and take them off the truck. A lot of the boxes had this little tomato lady on them. She had little legs, a top hat, and really big eyelashes, like some dancer.
I thought she was so cute, and when I said that everyone made me fun of me and asked me when I was going to ask her out. Then they started asking me what it was like to have sex with her and then some other guy said the she was his girlfriend and he was going to kick my ass...it was so dumb because I knew she was only a picture, and you couldn't even see her ass, because they didn't show it on the box. Anyway, one day the tomato boxes didn't have anything on them and I forgot about them and they got run over and I got fired, but I still lthink about how cute she was sometimes.
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| Thread: da Pope |
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Do you mean that those priests stuck candles up the kids' butts? I always thought that they got the money because the priests stuck their DICKS up the kids' butts!
I never could figure it out anyway, why anyone would want to do that, just because anyone has a hot ass, but a lit candle? I have always wondered about other people's hot asses because of when I buy pants, but forget this! I don't want anyone looking at my ass and thinking about wax, flames, or anything else!
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| Thread: da Pope |
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What I think is weird about the catholic church and all of those popes is that everyone has a hot ass, even when they are little boys. Or maybe they were priests and cardinals, and not all popes, but do they also have hot asses?
I also wonder about nuns...a LOT.
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| Thread: POSTAGE STAMPS |
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I would like to invest $12.50 in a vending machine sandwich that had the face of St. Francis stamped on it or the hair of that Eistein guy; do you have any of those? I would also like the sandwich to be grilled cheese or pimento-cheese spread.
How many sanwiches do I get for that, and how long would they last?
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| Thread: Machiavellian Incubation |
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I would like to know if Squinch just kissed Tom's ass. I mean, did she? He asked someone to kiss his ass, and she replied, so does that mean she really kissed his ass or, just pretended to or something, or did she mean that he was an idiot and would never kiss his ass?
If she meant that he was an iidiot and would never kiss his ass, she still must have been thinking about his ass to even reply, right? I know that I am, and wondering if he DOES have a hot ass, and how he got one.
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| Thread: HOME |
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I don't think that he has much of a hot ass, though, not from anything that I ever read here. So who cares what he says? I KNOW that I talk about other peoples' asses a lot, and I know that in spite of a lot of personal anger which I have learned about in counseling, I mean the fact that I have it to begin with, I have tried to stop thinking about other people's asses, because it really does make me angry, and they gave me some homework to do, like filling out these "safety contract" things about how i will not hurt anyone else or myself and checklists about not doing that either.
But, if you do not have a hot ass, then who would care about you?
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